THE EXTRAORDINARY POSES OF KIT THE BROWN-BOOTED SHOTSTOPPER

As everyone knows, Massive Nights FC boast the best goalkeeper in the league in Kit the brown-booted shotstopper.

But what many fans of the Nights glovesman do not know is that he is a highly-talented mime artist.

Geezers Raving asked Kit to share some of his favourite poses with the official website of Massive Nights FC, and he was happy to oblige.

1). 'Atten-shun!'

"This is one I do when I'm pretending to be in the army," said Kit. "I quite fancy going off to Afghanistan and seeing if I could stop a few of the Taliban's shots! Heh!"

2). 'The Riverdance'

"This is a more technically difficult one I do, but I'm a big fan of Michael Flatley and traditional Irish music so it was well worth all the hours of practice," explained Kit. "It would also come in handy as a curtsy if I ever get invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen. Heh! Imagine that!"