WE'RE IN THE PINK!

MASSIVE NIGHTS FC have today unveiled their new home kit ahead of Sunday's clash with bottom-of-the-league Al Al Alan FC - and it looks as though everthing is coming up roses for the title favourites.

In a surprise move, Nights have ditched their traditional white strip and adopted stylish new pink shirts.

Pink rockers: Massive Nights' new home shirt

Gaffer Will dismissed suggestions the new pink jerseys could make Massive Nights look a bit gay.

"I don't think it's gay at all," he said. "I know it's a bit unexpected, and the truth is it wasn't really planned. What happened was, is that the chairman's missus has had a bit of a massive nightmare with the washing instructions and chucked the shorts, socks and shirts all in the machine together and it's come out all pink.

"I'm a bit disappointed with our kitman, Paul, to be fair. It's his responsibility and the least I would have expected is that he would have sent at least two texts detailing the exact laundry requirements. He obviously didn't, and I'll be having words."