HOW WE STAND...

WITH Sunday's crunch clash against table-toppers LA Gaylaxy looming after a tumultuous week within the Massive Nights FC camp, Gaffer Will finally had something to smile about with news that Greavesy's troublesome calf is responding to treatment and he could be ready to return to action this weekend.

Greavesy making more of an effort than Paul to get about the park

Will said: "Obviously it's good news if we can get Greavesy out on the park. Some people say he's the best player in the entire league, but obviously I wouldn't go that far as he's not even the best player at Massive Nights FC. But he's a steady player, to be fair to the lad.

"It gives me a bit of a problem with my team selection if he's fit, but it's a nice problem to have. At least I'll have strength in depth on the bench - so I don't want to see any of that nonsense like what Carlos Tevez did last night, refusing to come on.

"I might give Roberto Mancini a call because of course I had a similar situation when we played E FC and my dad (ageing pin-up Darrell Roberts) was on the bench and he refused to come on. I sorted that out and Dad did play the following week, although to be fair to him he could have cost us the game. So, yeah, Mancini could probably benefit from my experience and us managers should stick together."

Benched 'refusenik' Darrell

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