WAR, HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

FROM humble beginnings, Massive Nights FC is rapidly developing into a global brand with supporters from across the globe logging on to follow the fortunes of football's newest phenomenon.

As the web analytics stats show, we now have two fans in Russia (or possibly one fan who logged on twice, possibly by accident), and one in Germany (which is possibly Franz Beckenbauer, or more likely a lawyer representing Adidas who is concerned that their brand may be contaminated by its association with Massive Nights FC).
However, the most interesting fact about the list of countries above is that it represents the exact final standings of World War II (for the benefit of Will and Massive Nights FC's other Inbetweeners, that's pronounced 'World War Two', not 'World War Eleven').

That's right - we came first, America were runners-up, Russia got the bronze medal and Germany came last. And that has to be a good omen in Massive Nights FC's own battle for title glory...