The brown-booted shotstopper has been suspended by the club after allegations emerged of a doughnut theft incident in a leading supermarket.
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Gaffer Will said the club had acted immediately 'to protect the best interests of Massive Nights FC'.
"We can't have that," said Will. "We expect the highest standards at Massive Nights and Kit has let the club down, let me down and let himself down. He didn't even offer me a bite, the greedy bastard."
Will now faces a race against time to bring in a keeper on an emergency loan ahead of the biggest game in Massive Nights' history.

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