MASSIVE NIGHTS FC...2 PEN 15...1
WHAT a shambles. What should have been a run-of-the-mill win and a chance to boost Massive Nights' 'goals for' column almost turned to disaster when the title favourites stuttered and staggered before finally fluking a victory over lowly PEN 15.
With playmaker and leading scorer Andy unavailable due to an international call-up and Greavesy gone AWOL, Nights should still have had enough in the tank to fashion a comprehensive win. Yet they almost fluffed it.
Here's Paul's match report, which to be fair to the so-called 'Grandfather of Techno', amounts to little more than a list of excuses...
"The missus said it was OK for Feasby to make his debut this week as long he is back in time to wash up and wipe. He produced a solid performance in defence who was solid as a rock at times having to defend against 3 players on the attack!!! It was only the white rubber on the front of his samba that would blind the opposition into falling over.
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| New signing Feas gets ready to make his debut... |
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| ...and wears acceptable Massive Nights FC footwear |
Massive nights went into the lead with what can only be described as a replica goal to Brazillian Jarzinio in the 1970s world cup but it was not Jarzinio who broke the Pen 15 net, it was our very own Donaldinio! As he received a perfectly placed ball from the evenings play maker Paul Hannah
Will went missing for half of the game as he was getting wound up by the Pen 15 defence. They were calling him names and making fun of his hair, but will had the last laugh, as he latched onto a through ball by tricky winger Vitto and slid the ball under the legs of the advancing keeper.
A special mention needs to go to this weeks outstanding player, the massive nights Keeper "Kit" however the mention is not for his courageousness, athleticism or unbelievable shot stopping but for those awful brown boots he keeps wearing, "come on Kit, sort your boots out, there letting the side down"
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| Kit, the safest hands in soccer... |
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| ...discredits himself with his unacceptable choice of footwear |
This weeks I had a massive night mare could go to any one of three players.....Darren Feasby for continuing to hit the ball out of play even though no one was injured, Will Roberts for going missing for 20 minutes after his name calling or Vitto for kicking the ball over the fence in the warm up......... It has to go to Vito, Come on Vito get over the ball, did Darrell not teach you anything!"
Paul added: "In fairness, we were always going to struggle without our top goalscorer. I know people say there's no such thing as a one-man team, but in fairness that's pretty much what we are. Hopefully next week will be a different story and we'll all be relieved to see Andy back to lead us and make us look like we know what we're doing."
So there you have it. Like I said, what a shambles...
Massive Nights goalscorers: Donaldinho, Will
The 'I had a massive Night-mare award goes to... Paul, for a GCSE English failure of a match report.
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