AN INTERVIEW WITH KIT THE BROWN-BOOTED SHOTSTOPPER...

Ahead of Sunday's clash with Torbay Warriors (TGGS, 6.50pm ko) Geezers Raving caught up with Massive Nights star and goalkeeping legend Kit the Brown-Booted Shotstopper.

In the first of a series of player profiles. we wanted to give fans an insight into what makes the league's top custodian tick.

Geezers Raving: Hello Kit, what are you up to today?

Kit: Chillin when you get Nasri Ribery Nilmar and Pique in one ultimate team pack

GR: Sounds good. Are you looking forward to Christmas?

K: I haven't got an advent calender based on the fact I'm not a rasclart

GR: We hear you're an animal lover. Is that right?

K: My dogs they don't wear no muzzle, my dogs they just tear through musclee. Pass my zoot

GR: As a role model for young Massive Nights fans, do you pay a lot of attention to the way you look?

K: I like the way my hair has fallen today, its not so much an afro but an orange curly hat

GR: Interesting. Any other fashion observations?

K: Just drove past exeter college, unreasonable amount of baige chinos

GR: How do you deal with the physical demands of training and playing at such a high level?

K: Popper burrr energy drinks at work on a gurny one now

GR: So as a top-class athlete we suppose you have to follow strict nutrition advice and 'refuel' correctly?

K: I love pizza

GR: What's you reaction to the news that Steve Bruce has become the first Premiership manager to be sacked this season?

K: Me and Bruce have created a monster we intend too slay, TWDUP

GR: We understand you are a staunch supporter of our armed forces and paid your own tribute to the fallen on Remembrance Sunday. Is that right?

K: ‎11-11-11, Inheritance Skyrim and a Tribute to the mans who kept our country on a ting, safe safe guys, decent day

GR: Anything you'd like to ask us?

K: Who's this bird everyones talking about and has she got her gammon out? If so why?

* These are all genuine Facebook status updates made by Kit. He's a genius and we love him...