NIGHTS' GOLDEN GIRL...

Massive Nights FC have dipped into the transfer market once again to sign Olympic gold medal-winning 400m hurdler Sally Gunnell on a free transfer.

Gaffer Will promised to ring the changes on the back of Sunday's disappointing 15-0 win over Torbay Warriors and he has been true to his word with his second celebrity signing in two days.

GUNN-FIGHT: The chairman welcomes Sally Gunnell to Massive Nights FC

"Sally's a great signing," said Will. "I've heard she made her name at Barcelona in the 1992 season, so she must be good. It wasn't easy to persuade her to come to Massive Nights FC, in fact there were a lot of hurdles to overcome. Reh!"

Gunnell joins ex-Beautiful South songsmith Paul Heaton in the squad for Sunday's clash against Torblaze (TGGS, 6.50pm).