Sunday, September 11 2011
MASSIVE NIGHTS FC...8
E.FC...0
Massive Nights' title charge is on after their debut win over pre-match favourites E.FC on Sunday night.
Nights, inheriting just one point and a goal difference of minus-16, moved off the bottom of the Division Two table with a storming performance.
Will made the breakthrough in fortuitous fashion when his wayward effort deflected in off a defender's sizeable arse to give Nights the lead.
Andy's sublime backheel set up Vito for the second, and to be fair to the lad he couldn't really miss, so perfect was the delivery.
The big man then took charge, winning and expertly converting a penalty before adding two more sensational long-range indivdual strikes to basically win the game for Nights single-handedly.
Will and Vito both scuffed in run-of-the-mill efforts to stretch the lead, before Donaldinho tapped in what was actually a bit of a team effort to complete the rout.
On what was a memorable night, the only downside was Paul's comedy performance in front of goal, which Gaffer Will failed to see the funny side of.
"While the rest of us were playing Champagne football out there," said Will, "Hannah was playing Lambrini football. He must have had his banana boots on tonight, and I'll be having words."
The first I HAD A MASSIVE NIGHT-MARE award goes to: Paul
Gaffer here, Paul and i will be having words in my office. Even though you scored a sublime hat-trick. That doesnt take my concern away from your abismal touch, you gave them more throw ins than you scored goals. The young lad Vito is in ore with Mr Chairman, but doesnt know him very well yet. Don...... Good goal. I hope to see you all in the gym getting fit, so you can last the whole game, not 30 minutes. Many thanks, Gaffer.
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